7 Steps to Bungie Domination

1) Attend state university to avoid attracting unwanted attention. After all, while ninjas are noble creatures, they work in secret.
2) Using super sneaky ninja skills, lie low and scope out the video game industry for 4 years while learning how to kick coding ass and how to rock the guitar drums.
3) Create a monument to all your sins, aka "The Game" (the name is still being worked out).
4) Send fruit basket to Jerome the security guard.
5) While Jerome is busy chowing down on a Washington Red Delicious, sneak into a board meeting and use a classic "Bet you can't stick it" zinger to gain attention.
6) Use super flaming ninja skills to blow faces off prospective employers using "The Game" as an example of my mad super coding skills.
7) Beg until they cave. Repeat as necessary.